HOLY SHIT, i have stretch marks UNDERNEATH MY BOOBS. they may have been there for YEARS for all i know….but I was looking at my ass in the mirror to see how it was doing (in all honestly, i was trying to figure out how hairy it ACTUALLY WAS for this potentially naked video shoot at the sydney opera house) …bent over, and was confronted with the shocking fact that I have stretch marks on the UNDERSIDES OF MY BREASTICLES. hi guys! helllllooo. i will not freak out at you. i accept you. you can join your stretch-marky pals across my inner thighs and on my bum. we’ve been friends for AGES.
LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!
looking at your body in the mirror from weird angles is BETTER THAN REALITY TV
(also…be thankful that i put some yoga pants on for this shot, the answer about my acceptable ass-hair level for national landmark video shoot will have to remain a MYSTERY TO YOU)
*places quietly on your dash*
This is so appealing it almost physically hurts.
So I only have like 6 followers so there isn’t much point, but it’s probably about time I actually posted something myself rather than just reblogging.
Hey look, it’s me in a suity thing. Kind of. I’m trying to figure out what to wear for a wedding, this is prooobably what I’ll end up going in. I need to get the hang of tying bow ties, though…